Stanley Meets The Turtle

Here's a new chapter in the Obama project. The project as a whole is now called "Son of Strelka, Son of God", for what it's worth. In this chapter our hero tries to intervene with a giant turtle god to restore the earth after the apocalypse, which the turtle actually participated in. The turtle isn't particularly helpful, to say the least, and just takes the opportunity to bitch about the space program.